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Welcome to the Reel Housewives of America β
where Ashley Monique Menard plays all 50 iconic Housewives!
Episode 1 kicks off with the Northeast Divas at "The Last Clambake of Summer": a Newport regatta gala gone completely sideways.
Meet the Cast 1:
π¦ Rhode Island β the hostess with something to prove
π₯Ύ Vermont β unbothered and organic about it
π Massachusetts β knows she's better than you
π New York β obviously
πΊ New Hampshire β "Live Free or Die" energy, literally
π² Maine β dialing in via FaceTime because of course, she is
π Connecticut β old money, older grudges
50 states. One universe. This is just the clambake before the storm. Created and performed by the one and only Ashley Monique Menard
Meet Cast 2
The king cake has a baby in it. The baby decides the queen. And Louisiana already knows exactly how this ends. Bayou, bourbon & drama. π₯π₯π Oh my! Youβre about to meet a whole new batch of characters: Louisiana, Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri, Texas, Arkansas, and of course, everyoneβs favorite Connecticut made the trip!
π Louisiana just wants to make sure everyone has a good time at her Mardi Gras ball.
π Texas? She has one goal: ruin Louisianaβs Mardi Gras ball.
π Arkansas is determined NOT to sleep with everyoneβs husband at the ball. But she probably will sleep with one of the sound guys.
π Texas is also committed to finding the baby in the king cake. Priorities.
π€¨ Missouri doesnβt understand anything. Including how she even got cast in this show.
π© Kansas just wants to go home.
πͺοΈ Oklahoma knows a storm is coming.
But donβt worry, sheβs prepared. And somehow, Connecticut has found herself in the middle of all of it. Again.
Bayou, Bourbon & Drama- Oh My!
Cast 3- Reel Housewives of America
South Carolina Gets Married and Florida Objects
MEET THE HOUSEWIVES
π π SOUTH CAROLINA β The bride. Old money, older grudges, and a prenup folded into a beaded clutch like a napkin. "I've got manners, I've got money, and I've got it all in writing."
π GEORGIA β Maid of honor. Smiling so hard you can hear it. "I'm the peach. Everybody else at this altar is just produce."
π₯ NORTH CAROLINA β Not the maid of honor. Would like that noted. "I was somebody's first choice once. I'm still looking for the paperwork."
π‘ ALABAMA β Arrived in a hat with a satellite dish on it and a full reception. "Honey, I don't need a signal to know what y'all are saying about me."
πΈ TENNESSEE β Turned her toast into a three-verse single with a key change. "Everything you say to me ends up on the album. Sugar, you're track six."
πΆ MISSISSIPPI β Walked in mid-ceremony. Did not apologize. Did not hurry. "The river's never been late a day in its life, and neither have I."
π FLORIDA β Was not on the list. Objected at the altar. Tackled a flower girl for the bouquet. "If I'm not invited, then I'm the entertainment." βͺ EPISODE 3: THE WEDDING A Charleston ceremony, seven Southern states, one prenup, one objection, and a bride who leaves with the caterer. Chaos is the something borrowed.
π½ NEXT: Ep. 4 β "BLUE RIBBON BLOWOUT." Seven Midwest moms, one state fair, and an apple pie that is going to start a war. π New episode every Monday. Subscribe so Florida can find you.
π¬ Written, performed, produced, and edited by Ashley Menard. All 50 housewives. One woman. No help. No regrets.
Cast 4: The Midwest Mavens "The Blue Ribbon Blowout"
It's fair season in the Midwest πͺ which means it's bake-off season, which means it's WAR.
South Dakota entered her grandmother's hundred-year-old apple pie. Minnesota entered⦠the exact same pie.
π The ribbon goes to Minnesota anyway. Midwest nice officially expires. Then the ribbon vanishes off the prize table entirely. π¨
π MEET THE MIDWEST MAVENS
π MINNESOTA β Baked an identical pie and she's as surprised as you are.
πΏ SOUTH DAKOTA β Four presidents on her face and not one of them is a snitch.
π½ IOWA β If you build it, she will come. And then she will take it.
π§ WISCONSIN β Aged, sharp, and she will cut you. That's just good cheese.
πΎ NEBRASKA β Homegrown and unbothered, until you provoke her.
ποΈ NORTH DAKOTA β She has the ribbon. If anyone would just LOOK at her.
πΆοΈ ILLINOIS β Not competing, just running it. That's not corruption, that's logistics.
β CELEBRITY GUEST JUDGES
π₯ CONNECTICUT β She was born above it, and she'll be tasting these pies from a considerable height.
π€ ADELE β Reel Housewives superfan. Flew an ocean to judge pie at a folding table. Cried at least once.
πΊπΈ 50 states of Mind. Seven regional casts. One crown. Zero chill.